Monday, July 17, 2023

Cindy the Surfing Sea Otter

PHOTO: KSBW NEWS

Santa Cruz made the national... er' international, news recently with the story about its longboard riding sea otter. This is not a gimmick, a magic trick or a conspiracy theory about the takeover of our planet by furry sea otters with big teeth.

The little, now-fast growing town on Monterey Bay has been known for many things over the years and the surfing sea otter fits right into the story line.

Saturday I watched as Fish and Wildlife, Monterey Bay Aquarium and Seymour Marine Lab authorities attempted to lasso the playful otter in an effort to "rehome" the little beast. In the parlance of science, the experts have named the female otter the undistinguished appellation, 841.

Come on! 841 is an area code not a cuddly creature. Let's step away from bureaucracy and give the girl a name, like Cindy, Hildy or Ama. This would help humanize the otter, who appears to be a bit trickier than humans. This is a human interest story.

They were trying to catch the otter with a hand-held fishing net. Cindy the Sea Otter (I've taken the liberty to name her for this tale) saw this as a game, wriggling out of the net whenever it closed in, which was not often. She insisted on playing hide and seek, making the ocean experts look like kooks.

This game drew cheers, claps and laughs from the gathering audience on the cliffs above. 

The odds heavily favored the authorities, who came prepared with one person on a paddle board, another leashed to a surfboard, one small motor boat well-equipped with poles, lines and GPS, and a huge underwater net strung out to a flotation device.

Cindy's head popped out of the water as she grabbed -- otters have very dexterous arms and claws -- and appeared to nibble on the nose of the board. When the net came down, she was gone in a splash of sea water, only to pop up 20 yards away, seemingly with a big smile.

At times she climbed onto the surfboard, lying on her belly, just long enough to disappear into the deep when the net came near.

"They can't shoot her with a sedative because they're afraid she might drown," said one person who carried a camera with a telephoto lens and seemed to know what was going on. Presumably, he had spent the past few days on the cliffs, snapping photos and filling onlookers with information, including a photo that went viral and appeared in the New York Times, among other media, possibly Le Monde in Paris and the Albanian Daily News.

As the story goes, Cindy's mother gave birth to Cindy in the confines of the Monterey Bay Aquarium. She was raised in captivity, but kept blindfolded when humans were around, so she wouldn't get too chummy with people. Apparently that didn't work. She obviously has other senses -- like smell, hearing, radar?

To date, Cindy the Sea Otter has not bit a person, although I had a nip of a scare this morning.

While paddling in on my surfboard I spied a head with long whiskers and pointed snout pop out of the water about 10 yards to my left. It was probably a sea lion but I did not want to take any chances, having visions of  Cindy appearing on the nose of my surfboard three-feet from my nose with her big teeth and sharp claws.

From what I've seen, she seems playful with a strong connection to us human beings. But I didn't want to be the first person to feel her bite. On the other hand, I could have tried talking to her in a soothing voice.

What did I do? I paddled like hell.






Thursday, July 6, 2023

Cultural Appropriation and the News

PHOTO:BS

We all have our little nicks. By that I mean words or phrases that are supposed to insult, perhaps demean, most definitely dig into those who might not agree with us. Cultural appropriation is one such cliche started by the political right to dig into bleeding heart liberals. If it has any validity, then all those surfers you see out there are guilty of appropriating the ancient Hawaiian sport of kings. They're not Hawaiians.

Of course we all think we know everything, because we read it somewhere on social media or someone we agree with told us so, or maybe we read it in the all-powerful mainstream media (MSM for most critics). In that case we know it's not true, can't be trusted. Or perhaps you trust MSM. I do for the most part, but not completely.

I like the mainstream media, with all its faults and problems, which begin with the fact that it is supported by advertising, not the government. I studied mass media in school. Advertising is supposed to allow a free press. The mainstream media is our Fourth Estate -- beyond Executive, Legislative and Judicial -- that keeps check on those other guys.

This is a unique system in our world where government propaganda is the coin of the realm, so to speak. We see this in other super powers like Russia and China where criticism of the government will get you a free ticket to the gulag, or worse. Try it in Saudia Arabia and you may end up in pieces in a bag.

So let's give ourselves some credit, in the wake of our nearly 250th anniversary of independence from the British Monarchy, where -- "by the way," a famous phrase of our former President who casually knew everything -- the mainstream media primarily consists of the government sponsored BBC and the flamboyant tabloids, where one can be slashed and hashed, verbally, on the front page. If I were a Brit, I would trust the BBC first.

But here in the young and frolicky USA, we don't have to trust the government because we have a free press, expressed in many forms beyond MSM, starting with Cable News, a moderate spinoff that is still linked to MSM. Example: the same guy -- yes, basically one guy, Rupert Murdoch -- owns and runs both the Wall Street Journal and Fox News. The WSJ is at its outer core a business and financial publication. Fox News, at its outer core, is a news channel. RM, at his inner core is a business man with an unwavering hard-right political perspective, where anyone and everyone is expendable.

If you watched the award-winning  HBO series Succession, you got an artistic glimpse into the world and ways of the RM family empire. Yes, it's ruthless and privileged and very interesting. This is our upper class in action. Maybe not as polished and refined as the British Monarchy, but every bit as powerful. It is one aspect of our Free Press.

We recently had a President who comes from this same privileged class, with the same posse of lawyers, investments and family. He has a name that has become a brand, which earns his fortune.

Incidentally, the two power brokers are currently having a spat. RM called the Former Guy a three-time loser after the results of the 2020 Midterm Elections in which the the endorsements of the FG went down in flames. This, two years after he lost the Election, which he, "by the way," claims he won. When you get to this level of influence, you can say whatever you want. And people believe it! It's a phenomena.

Who and what do these characters really care about? Their fortunes, of course. To believe anything else is foolhardy. If one can't leverage the other, insult him. Kick him into the dump heap. You're fired!


Enter the online world and social media, captained by the titans of tech, the revenge of the nerds, the would-be world dominators. It's a whole new ball game. It's as though the pitcher moved to right field and the right fielder moved to short stop. Every position changed, whether they knew how to pitch, catch or who to throw the ball to. They've thrown everything off.

The money comes easy for these guys, mainly through, you guessed it, advertising. We love products and these geniuses are placing those things we covet on the screen right in front of our eyes, behind which our desires fume.

You want to know the truth, what really happened? Google it. Although I've been told by one source that "Google is not a neutral actor." Here enter emoji face with eyebrows lifted and mouth like a black hole.

Everybody and anybody can basically say whatever they want. You like conspiracies? They're like candy to a baby. You want to find out what causes autism?  Have at it. It's your oyster, now baby. Short of shutting down the internet, governments of the world don't know what to do. Is George Soros behind this? That's one truth. There are now many truths. It could be an alien, your next door neighbor or Dr. Fauci. Everything and everybody is suspect. The famed Kennedy family has a wild card in their deck who wants to be President.

I have no idea what's going to happen. I do know that the guy who owns Meta, which includes FB, Instagram and now Threads (competitor to Twitter and the Joker of Tesla), looks like an alien, is buying up property on the island of Kauai and may soon own the island, and possibly rename it Zuck Island (my guess). He recently donated $75 million to the city of San Francisco's only public hospital, now named Zuckerberg San Francisco General Hospital and Trauma Center, where, according to the hospital's Website, "Everyone is welcome, no matter your ability to pay, your insurance or immigration status."

It beats Trump Tower. Did Murdoch miss the boat? Does this mean that advertising wins? Is it true? 

Believe what you want. I'm heading to the surf for a little cultural appropriation. Maybe strum my ukulele afterwards. The ukulele came from Portugal, you know, the Hawaiians appropriated it. And made it their own.











Thursday, June 15, 2023

Price of Paradise, a Letter

Michael Keale

Dear Leilani,

Yesterday I was flummoxed. 

That's a fancy word for bewildered or perplexed. It's the first word that came to me because it seemed to express my feeling of frustration, as though I had been hit from all sides and tied into a knot.

You told me that living on the island was like living in a third-world country, so what did I expect? My experience didn't come as a big surprise but it did set me back. I had to recalibrate, refocus and count the blessings of being here. I try to avoid the word blessings because it sounds religious and trite. Yet it fits.

We have fallen in love with the casual pace, natural beauty and friendly people. Even the television newscasters have become family, or ohana, as you call it. They laugh so easily and make us feel at home way out here in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, almost as if we were sailing together on the Hokulea, the replica voyaging canoe that has been retracing early Polynesian seafaring, and currently in a fjord in frigid Alaskan waters.

In addition to family, the locals seem to love adventure, like riding big waves and catching big fish, and coming together for kanikapila (musical beach jams).

I'm sure I mentioned that Hawaiian singer Michael Keale is our neighbor here at Puamana, and his lovely wife, Linda, who dances hula. He performs regularly here on the north shore at Tahiti Nui, Happy Talk and the outdoor stage at the Westin Resort. I often marvel that so many tourists are treated to his traditional Hawaiian voice and style. Do they realize he is the real deal? They're mostly focussed on their Mai Tais and pupus.

Puamana, besides being the name of our condo village, is also the name of a well-known Hawaiian mele (song) that sings the beauty of a homestead near Lahaina on Maui. You may not have known that, since you seem to stay so local.

Like you, we have made good friends here, including Rick and Marcie Carroll, who have spent about 40 years in Hawaii. Lovely people. Coincidentally, they were reporters at the San Jose Mercury-News when I started my career there in 1970. They can talk story about the islands, have been involved in publishing books on Hawaiian culture and more. Rick was a feature writer for the daily Honolulu Advertiser and Marcie directed her talents toward the Hawaii Tourism Authority in the 1980 salad days.

Through them, we met Tony and Carla Stoffel, originally from California, who have owned a condo at Puamana since the 1970s. Also lovely people. We all enjoy going together to hear our neighbor Michael perform whenever possible.

Barbara and I have also met many local folks at the morning yoga class three times a week at the Princeville Community Center. That's where I met Curly Carswell, the Renaissance Man of Kauai (blog post 5/21/21) and Skip Rush, acupuncturist, healer and tai chi master. Skip and his wife, Donna, introduced me to the ancient martial art from China. The basis for kung fu, tai chi has transformed into an artful, choreographed group expression in China. I wouldn't be surprised if it landed in the Summer Olympics someday.

Regarding tai chi, rather than bore you, allow me to simply say: the primary objective of tai chi is to relax. According to Peter Beemer, a visiting tai chi master, the second objective is "to relax more."

You always seem fairly relaxed, Leilani, so I doubt you would get too much more out of it. I find it fascinating because it delves so deep. Barbara just rolls her eyes and bends into downward dog.

Of course we have our wonderful daughter, Isabel Bryna, and grandchildren, Viva and Mystiko, who reside in nearby Kilauea, our primary reason for coming to the island. We love to have them over and to visit them. Viva always comes with her pet Chihuahua, Daisy. I think you would like her.

Maureen the Queen -- aka Mors or Mo -- and her hubby Carl are neighbors of Bryna in Kilauea. They are from Santa Cruz, as is Mors' daughter, Taryn, whose daughter Ili and husband Jake also reside in Kilauea. You'll find Mors most mornings riding the surf in Hanalei Bay. Howzit Mors! Shaka, girl! These days, Carl prefers his motorcycle.

Blue Buddha 2.0


Kauai Eats Cars

Not being a driver, Leilani, you may not know that there is basically one, two-lane road around the island. Traffic might jolt to a standstill at anytime. Kauai is an island of gorgeous waterfalls (wailele) that flow as streams and rivers to the ocean. Runoff and puddling is common. Roads are under repair somewhere on the island every day. A new section of road is good for about 11 years.

The resulting potholes, cracks and fissures wreak havoc on motor vehicles tires, struts and shocks. The salty climate is corrosive. "Kauai eats cars," says Arlen the island mechanic.

The price of paradise, therefore, is the cost of a reliable vehicle. The Kauai bus system is very good and will get you around the island -- only one dollar for kupuna (elders) -- but will involve a fair amount of timely scheduling and walking to and from bus stops. It could rain cats and dogs, excuse the expression Leilani, at any moment.

Those cars you see by the side of the road, some with the letters AV (abandon vehicle), indicate an auto parts cafeteria. They turn to skeletons within a few days. 

So you see, Leilani, how important (Hawaiian pronunciation: import-Tant) your ride can be. Our Blue Buddha (see blog post 5/1/22) served a valuable function with the exception of not always starting when the ignition was turned on. We poured a bundle of dollars into her -- new starter, battery, alternator, radiator fan, AC fan and more. Yet I cannot tell you how many times I found myself stranded at Pavillions in Hanalei under a rainbow.

We took the Buddha to see the car doctor, left her at his shop for the day while we joy rode around Lihue on the bus. One full circuit takes about 10 minutes. The doctor had his staff turn the Buddha's key every hour. She started every time. Sly girl. 

"I cannot fix her without a diagnosis," said the doc. "She has to not start."

That left me nowhere. In the Void, as the Buddha would say. 

Barbara began furiously reading Craig's List under cars and trucks. For a small island, Kauai drivers rack up the mileage. Most cars listed 100,000-400,000 miles, as if it were a selling point, a special feature. Anything with fewer miles cost $30,000. You can rent a car for $100 a day, or $10,000 for four months.

I decided to tour Craigs List and see what I could find. Within a few short minutes, there she was! Leilani, you know how excited I can become. I found a Blue Buddha lookalike, same color, two years newer with a mere 68,000 miles for $9,400.

Within minutes I had called the owner and we were on our way to Kapaa to see the vehicle. Rain was falling as though the heavens were crying. We were not disappointed. She appeared pristine, especially for her age, a 2007 Honda CRV. The owner, a gentleman of our age, said we had to be quick, a short test drive, he already had two offers for $8,500. One prospect had driven to Kalaheo to get his money.

The interior was impeccable, soft black leather seats, clean, handy shelf in back hatch area. Good tires. The test drive was short under rain. 

"Would you take $8,800?"

"You seem nice," he said. "Make it $8,700."

Deal. We would withdraw the money at the bank next door.

A van pulled into the driveway, the buyer returning from Kalaheo presumably with cash. The seller approached the van and returned. "He was not happy."


Surprise Surprise

Two weeks later I take this sparkling Blue Buddha 2.0 for its regular maintenance, oil change, tire rotation, lube. On the way, I hear rattling when the CRV hits road bumps.

When I return to pick up car, Arlen the car doctor meets me with a curious fatalistic expression: "I think it's time to sell."

Silence.

"I just bought her."

Big grimace from car doc. "How much you pay?"

I tell him.

Bigger grimace.

"I thought it was your other car," he said, referring to the original Blue Buddha.

"I sold it."

"How much?"

"A thousand."

Biggest grimace yet.

"You could have got $3,000."

"Not if she won't start."

He hands me sheet of needed repairs amounting to just over $3,000.

I am flummoxed, Leilani. I feel nausea creeping up my insides. My lips dry. My cheeks numb. I need tai chi, bad.

I simply had to tell someone. Being a well-mannered feral Siamese cat, a creature of equanimity, you, if anyone, would understand. 

Mahalo for being a part of the island blessings.

Leilani


















Monday, June 5, 2023

Once Upon a Time in Santa Cruz

A rendering of Don McCaslin (center) and his band Warmth circa 1975. This glass mural appeared as a backdrop on the outdoor wall of the Cooper House, formerly the Santa Cruz County Court Building, located in the center of Pacific Garden Mall. Locals and visitors alike flocked to the scene, drawn by the swinging sound centered around the tall, slender hirsute man with mallets in his hands playing the vibraphone.  Those afternoons were parties of dancing bodies and grooving musicians who sat in with the master, a studied jazz musician and ex-basketball star at San Jose State. The local jazz scene had burgeoned under the direction of Lile Cruse of the Cabrillo College Music Department. McCaslin took it a step further with his so-called Sidewalk School of Jazz.


In the mid 1970s Santa Cruz was groovin.

Music. Theater. Art. Feminism. Rainbows. Sailboats. Waves. The town hummed with a joyful vibration.

The weekly tabloid's masthead said it all: Good Times. 

A new progressive City Council would declare its boundaries a Nuclear Free Zone. 

Visitors to the little burgh on the sunny side of Monterey Bay thought they had entered a time warp, backwards. The Sixties were alive and well. Long live the hippies! 

It wasn't always like this. Not before or after. Maybe it was only a minor blip on the geo-political-subcultural radar. Maybe the coming of a new University of California campus on the virgin hilltop above town had something to do with it. Maybe it was meant to be. 

I know for absolute certain that I was meant to be in Santa Cruz at that time. 


Rewind about two decades to the late '50s, during a period when Vern Hampton met regularly with a group of city boosters who wanted to bring year-round business to town.

Vern owned a gas station on Ocean Street, the main drag into town, where he pumped a lot of gas into the tanks of visitors who tooled gas-powered motor vehicles here to enjoy the sandy beaches and take the kids to the Boardwalk during the summer. Problem was, during wintertime, nobody came. It was hardly worth staying open. Vern needed year-round traffic to survive.

This group of business old boys were a sharp and hungry lot. They learned that a University of California Study Group had been formed to investigate potential sites for three new UC campuses, including one somewhere in the Central Coast region of the state. A local committee was formed to evaluate potential sites for such a campus in Santa Cruz County*.

They were led by their chairman Gordon "Scotchy" Sinclair, the irascible editor of the local daily newspaper the Santa Cruz Sentinel, the town's voice of conservatism. 

The committee recommended the Cowell Ranch, roughly 200,000 acres of pristine wooded and rolling hills above Santa Cruz. The city and county, both, vigorously supported the recommendation, with the additional assurance that "The City and County of Santa Cruz will provide roads, water supply, and sewerage to the campus," as stated in their submission to the Regents of California.

The City Council passed a resolution acknowledging its "responsibility... to assist in every possible way the solution of the many problems attendant upon the establishment of the University campus in this community." The Council voted 6-0 in favor, with one member absent. There was nary a sign or voice of protest during the entire campaign, which included a reconnaissance visit to town by Governor Edmund G. Brown. The silence signaled to the Regents that the their choice of Santa Cruz would go smoothly.

In the fall of 1965, the local business establishment's dream came true. The University of California at Santa Cruz welcomed its first students onto its new campus above town, land that had been the Cowell Ranch, named after Henry Cowell, the 19th Century industrialist who had profited from mining limestone and harvesting redwood timber found in the local hills and valleys. Cowell had purchased the land grant from Mexico, whose government was too far away to manage its northern reaches.

The S.H. Cowell Foundation, representing the city, stepped up with a nearly $1 million contribution to the Regents to seal the deal. The kickback enabled the university system to purchase the rambling, bucolic landscape of meadows and forests for $2 million. That would be $19 million in inflationary dollars today, an astonishingly good buy. 

The Santa Cruz campus was projected to see a student population of 27,000. 

"We didn't know what we were getting into," said Hampton a few years ago while lining up a putt on the seventh green of Spring Hills Golf Course in Corralitos, a sprawling rural community in south Santa Cruz County.

The city father's business decision to woo a University of California campus to town brought customers during the wintertime. Hampton's gas station could now be open year-round. The university also re-defined the community in a way they had never imagined.

The caveat, "be careful what you wish for" became an oft-heard lament for many who had grown up in what had been a sleepy little retirement town where the sidewalks rolled up when the sun went down. The city's promise to furnish roads, water and sewerage would lead to further issues. 

The new campus was based on the Cambridge model of cluster colleges that included no grades for students. It was revolutionary in a way that coincided with the new zeitgeist influenced by the cultural rebellion of the Sixties.


Everything changed

"The university changed everything," said Sonny Hankes, a roofer and native son of Santa Cruz. Sonny was my neighbor on Walk Circle. He talked about the days when salmon were so plentiful in the San Lorenzo River, "You could catch them with a pitch fork." Those days were long gone and the university was his scapegoat. The onslaught of students and professors and their liberal thinking rubbed against his very grain. It was no longer the same town of conservative values where he grew up. And it was all the university's fault.

I liked Sonny. A short man with a firm, compact body and leathery brown skin, he was recognized by local tradesmen as the best roofer in town. Many of them hung out at Sonny's house drinking coffee before work. Watching him scamper up and down a ladder or pound nails on a steeply-pitched Victorian roof was a remarkable sight.

He helped me re-roof my house -- how I got the house is another story -- and gave me a bro deal. He was a fine and generous neighbor, as long as you didn't infringe on his old-school conservative sensibilities, which turned out to be a problem during the planning of one of our famous, or infamous, block parties.

He and a few of his pals belonged to a local men's club, The Druids, who met in a clubhouse building on property near West Cliff Drive owned by the Oblate order of Catholic priests, a prime piece of real estate that has been in the hands of the Church since the establishment of California Mission Santa Cruz in 1859. The setting overlooks Monterey Bay as well as the most well-known surf break in Santa Cruz, Steamer Lane, named by the original surfers due to the steamships that cruised by to pick up the limestone and timber that made Henry Cowell a rich man.

Those Druid meetings involved an ample amount of drinking and high-spirited gambling that raised money for the men's club. "Our purpose is to deflower young maidens," one member jokingly told me.

Sonny liked to party and his newly completed two-story house that included a meticulously cared-for lawn and a couple of coco palm trees stood out like a resort on our modest, narrow block of small pie-shaped lots and dated cottages. Two smaller houses occupied his property on each side, one for his mother-in-law and the other a rental. 

Sonny's parties were rather confined compared to the event on Walk Circle that Fourth of July. It drew a wide assortment of Santa Cruz characters. A local rock group called the Waybacks set up on my front lawn, across the street from Sonny's house. 

Patti Free, the first female cable installer in town who could scramble up a telephone poll almost as quickly as Sonny could climb to the top of a house, was a major organizer of our party. Multi-talented with blazing curly reddish brown hair and a voice that could be heard several blocks away, Patti's true love was acting. She also made sure that her neighbors were hooked up to the cable.

We rarely missed a theatrical production that she was in, typically presented on the Art Theater stage, part of the Santa Cruz Art Center's low-slung building downtown that included India Joze restaurant, recognized for its inventive Middle Eastern/Asian cuisine, annual Squid Festival and peripatetic owner Joseph Schultz. Squid Row, the alley that runs behind the legendary building, still features eclectic doorways that lead to artistic creations and living quarters for at least one of Santa Cruz's longtime artists, Michael Leeds.

Patti made sure that Bruce Bratton, the town's major entertainment columnist published in Good Times, spread the word about our block party. Set loose, she was unstoppable. Not only did Bruce show up, but so did nearly anyone who read his column, which was everyone in town. There was Moo the mysterious flautist avec entourage, Wayback groupies, Jack the produce guy, John Murray of the Flower Exchange who lived on the next block, neighbors Little Ester and daughter Dominique and progressive political activist Big Ester Bradley and her sons Charles and the loquacious James, whom she referred to as her "Little Republican." 

Barbara Beverly, the attractive woman across the street, whom I had my eye on, although a different suitor seemed to show up at her door every week, was instrumental in helping to organize our block bash. Her roommate Paul Brown contributed his good looks and mischievous sense of humor to the proceedings. My brother-in-law Tony Lombardi showed up with his nonpareil comedy act to riff with Paul.

Mrs. Gray, a sweet 90-something-year-old lady came out of her tiny house to join the festivities, although her 60-something-year-old son, William Canterbury (aka Billy), often seen on his bicycle with his basket of produce and his butt-crack showing, did not attend. Word was he suffered emotional issues from the War.

Also in attendance was Crow, the resident Rastafarian who had grown up in the Circles, the only neighborhood to allow Black families after WWII. 

Patti made sure that we had a porta-potty stationed across from Redmen's Hall, a vacant faded green building with a Western-facade, where we held our Christmas-Holiday party the following year.

Neither Sue nor Ki, proprietors of the corner Santa Cruz Market, an historical landmark, where we all went when we needed a quart of milk or six-pack of beer, attended the party. Although I'm confident the little market did well that day. Nancy Cameron, who was raising two kids, Jenna and Wyatt, across the street from the market, was curious enough to pedal over on her bike.

Potluck food and drink flowed.

Molly and Vanessa joined the neighborhood pack of kids that included Teri, Sonny and his wife Betsy's daughter, and Frankie, Patti's son. They were continuously on the move.

At one point, Crow -- endowed with fetching charisma and a handsome white-toothed smile, his dangling dreads hanging from a green, yellow and red headband -- took the microphone and asked the assemblage to give it up for Kevin, who has "kindly allowed" the band to set up on his front lawn. I appreciated that.

He later told me his story about meeting Bob Marley backstage when he played at the Civic Auditorium downtown. "When I took his hand," he marveled, "I couldn't believe how small it was."

I had attended both Bob Marley concerts at the Civic, the last one in 1979. Marley never opened his eyes, as though he were channeling his lyrics and voice. He is considered the most influential voice of the Reggae genre, espousing "positive vibrations" and "one love."

Sonny played it cool at the party, carefully watching from his own perch, his soon-to-be two-story house and landscaping not yet completed. He still lived in the little house next door. Crow resided on the other side of the Circles where he had trimmed his own topiary hedges in his front yard creating a menagerie of copulating animals. 

The following year, when talk of our annual block party started, word came that Little Ester had invited Crow, who held his own annual party with a cast of characters, to merge with ours. Hearing this, Sonny went snake. 

While tensions rose within our small community of neighbors, Barbara and I walked over to Crow's house to discuss the issue. When told about what was going down, he replied:

"Okay, let's not combine parties." 

As simple as that the temperature dropped. I took it as a lesson in conflict resolution.

To be continued


* Source: UC Santa Cruz: 1960-1991, Campus Origin, and Early Program and Facility Development in the Sciences with Special Emphasis on Marine Sciences by William T. Doyle, copyright 2011.

The name Vern Hampton is fictitious based on a real person whose name I cannot recall. His story led to my investigating how the University of California chose Santa Cruz for their new campus.





















 

Sunday, May 14, 2023

Mothers on Mother's Day

Dorothy Herron on right with her friend Estyline Hill take on trails of Glacier Park on horseback circa 1933


She walked faster than a cheerful pony. She moved with the determination of sprinter in a 100-meter dash, pumping her arms while leaving my father empty-handed in the dust.

In the kitchen, she threw dough like a hasty pizza chef, although her pies were sweet, not savory. Sugar was her friend, a constant companion in and out of the kitchen. She stashed black licorice in her purse and milk chocolate in her top drawer. 

Her theme cakes were her specialty; large rectangular creations whose frosted toppings told her stories. On my sixth birthday, when I was deeply into the TV cowboys, my mother built a culinary Western scene complete with a fort, cowboys on horses, a village of teepees and Indians riding ponies, all on a bed of brown chocolate frosting.

I can still taste the creamy sugar frosting and the chewy chocolate cake. She always let me lick the bowl.

Baking was only a small part of a deep inventory of talents owned by my mother, Dorothy Katherine Herron Samson.

She was a registered nurse and working mom. She was well-read, often two or three books at a time, in addition to her many magazines from which she culled recipes.

She was a dynamic woman, especially for her day. She enjoyed an active single adult life that she shared with her friends Estyline Hill and Myrt Hunter. She and Myrt attended the 1938 World Fair on Treasure Island in San Francisco Bay in their long tight skirts, trim jackets with padded shoulders and wide brimmed hats. 

She didn't marry until age 33. Together, she and Myrt loved to paint the city red. Myrt had a beautiful little cottage in leafy Piedmont Hills above Oakland.

She met my father, Frank Cameron Samson, for the first time while tending to him a hospital in Conrad, Montana. She was born in Havre, MT, a railroad town on the early Hi-Line. Her parents, George Herron and Katherine Courtney, were married at nearby Fort Assiniboine, where her grandmother, Mary Larkin Herron (an Irish immigrant), started a dairy to supply milk to the U.S. Cavalry. 

My father had been hospitalized after being nearly crushed to death by a runaway bailing combine. Dorothy nursed him back to the living. They reunited several years later in Oakland while my father was in the Navy during WWII. When the war ended they met in Seattle, married and had two children, my sister Mary K. (Samson) Fotheringham and me.

I didn't realize it until lately, with the passing of my matriarchal mother-in-law, Bettelu Beverly, that my mother, who died three days after my 60th birthday in 2007, was also a matriarch for her family.

She was the one who kept her far-ranging family together. This was true for especially the family members who migrated farther West from Montana. Dorothy had seven brothers and two sisters. She was the second youngest, born on January 1, 1912. 

Following her passing, the kin with whom she kept in touch, slowly faded into the new world, a diaspora of Catholic and Protestant folks scrambled across the landscape whose only shared connection  was through my mother. Her family was Catholic. My father's Protestant. She kept track of them all.

My mother took some cousins into our home when they needed a place to stay.

Where did they all go? I know a few from Facebook, but a very small percentage. Many of them I never knew except through stories my mother loved to tell.

This Mother's Day I am thinking of her. I bet there are others in the family who are thinking of her, too.





Thursday, April 13, 2023

The Scent of a Matriarch

Bottom row from left, great-granddaughter Viva, Bettelu, 94. Second row l-r, great-grandson Mystiko, granddaughter Brooke, daughter-in-law Jennifer, granddaughter Isabel Bryna. Top two, Kevin and Barbara. Photo taken during trip to Kauai, September 2019.



She called me Bad Boy 

Although she was the one with the reputation.

Rocker Bob Seger sang about her. So did the 

Beach Boys.

Everyone she ever met sang her praises.

She was my mother-in-law.

Her name was Bettelu. 


She departed this world recently 

six days before completing 

her 98th year on the planet. 

two years before 100.


She was ready. Her chariot had arrived

in the form of her subjects -- those

who adored her.

They gathered round and sang

and cried and laughed 

and partied like it was 2099.

The angels sang. Gabriel blew his horn.

A moment of pure contentment lighted her face.

A shot of joy. Her family was fine. She fulfilled

her work. Her reign was complete.


God love the Queen. May we hold her

lesson of unconditional love in our hearts.



The evening I met her more than 40 years ago

I hoped to make a good impression.

I had designs on marrying her daughter, Barbara.

Bettelu came to town.


To make the most favorable introduction 

I brought my 9-year-old daughter, Molly

my eldest child thus 

proudest accomplishment.

The three of us chatted, Barbara was not there.

I did not realize the depth and magnitude with

whom I was dealing.


Always elegantly clothed, one step ahead of

the fashionistas in colors that made you melt

and baubles so brazen yet subtly formed that

you found it difficult not to study them in wonder.

She was perfume personified: a sweet

scented lotus blossom with the tongue

of a dragon and the heart of a buddha.

Her lips shaded in coral, would

part in pleasant acceptance-

cum-mischievous humor.


It was clear. She was impressed by all that life

had to offer. 

I needn’t have worried.



A talented painter and world traveler with 

impeccable taste and grace. Wife of a political 

wunderkind, a Senator she called Bob and whom

the kids called RG. In addition to 

Barbara (Bubba),

there are three sons,

William (Bill), Robert (Bobby) and Brian (Bird).

The couple were a formidable pair at parties: 

Bettelu and RG.

He called her Red, taken by the auburn highlights

in her hair.


They were gracious, welcoming and generous

to me, a hippie liberal

and my two girls -- Molly and Vanessa --

who became two of her 10 beloved

grandchildren and six great-grandchildren.


The good Senator passed away too early

some years ago.

California's top legislators came to honor him

and wish his widowed spouse well. 

Who knew that Bettelu would continue

to create a legacy of love and toughness and

inspiration that would surpass all

expectations and political ramifications.

She never remarried. Too busy.

Although in her final hours, when asked

by her granddaughter Brooke for requests,

she said: "Rich cowboy."


I visited her over the years. We became friends.

I had business in LA and she offered me

a room. We attended movies together 

in the Nineties.

We sat in a dark theater in rapt attention as  

Al Pacino hooo-hahhhed his way

to his only Oscar for Best Actor

in The Scent of a Woman.

"He's a very good actor," she said.


An excellent chef, she prepared wild, 

inventive dishes so curious and delicious

that I cannot remember the names or ingredients.

"When my parents first married, 

my mother didn't know how to cook,"

said Barbara, emphasizing Bettelu's

culinary advancement.


One evening preparing dinner

I sliced into the flesh of a yellow

habanero pepper, following which

I made my natural trip to the banos.

My testicles caught fire. I screeched

and grimaced. Hopped like a jumping bean.

What to do?

Barbara said, run to the shower. Bad idea.

"I'll call Bettelu," she said.

Following a period of 

uproarious laughter,

she answered, "Apply milk."

Bettelu, of course, had the antidote.


She came to call me Bad Boy, 

an affectionate appellation 

that could have been on the label

of a bottle of wine

from her collection. 

But no. It had to do with the gin Martini

that became a Friday night ritual between us

that we repeated into her 98th year.

"You cheated me," she said on a recent occasion.

Due to her declining health, I had laced the drink

with water.

"You bad boy," she said.


Elizabeth Louise Weisel Beverly

was her full name. She preferred

Bettelu.


























 








Friday, April 7, 2023

The Circle Game

And the seasons, they go round and roundAnd the painted ponies go up and downWe're captive on the carousel of timeWe can't return, we can only lookBehind, from where we cameAnd go round and round and round, in the circle game
                                                        -- Joni Mitchell

My longtime good friend Wayne Cox died yesterday. We knew the end was near but the news is hard to take. We talked less than a week ago by phone. He kept in touch with many people. I'm sure he made them feel as special and important as he did me. That was Wayne. I grieve his loss.

One reason he called is because he wanted me to hear the voice of a mutual friend from the past, Dennis Shaw, whom we played sports with as kids. Wayne's gesture was genuine love. It was a gift to Dennis and me. Wayne loved it. This was how he spent his final days, joining people together. 

His interests were many, from sports to world affairs to ballet. Two of his three daughters are dancers. 

Wayne made a point to be well-informed.

"There's nothing like having a cup of coffee and reading The Economist," he said about the simple pleasures of his final months. Which also included watching sports events on the flat screen and analyzing strategies and coaching decisions.

He was a helluva guy. There's so much to say about him, I could go on and on. I want to reduce it to a couple of stories, then listen to how others remember him.

When Wayne first became a dentist, following his graduation from the Dental School at USC, he wanted to live near the beach. I don't know where he first started practicing dentistry but he took residence in Manhattan Beach, then known for its lively parties and casual lifestyle. He figured this would be a good place to establish permanent residence, at least for the time being.

As with so much of his life, Wayne knew exactly what he wanted. For example, he knew from at least his sophomore year in high school that he was going to be a dentist.

"I want to be a dentist," he said. I wanted to be a dentist, too, but, well, maybe I'll be something else. He knew.

Rent was high in Manhattan Beach and owning a place would take some serious bank. But Wayne had a plan, a well-thought out strategy. Rather than waste his newly earned income from dentistry on rent, he would buy a house in Manhattan Beaches, invest in property.

He would do that by living at the beach and not paying rent, so he could save his earnings to buy a place.

How do you do that? 

Single guy. Bright future. What the heck! Purchase a Volkswagen bus to live in. Park said bus in the Lifeguard parking lot next to the Strand between 26th and 27th streets (currently part of Bruce's Beach). No one's going to notice. I'm sure he worked a deal with the Lifeguard authorities. He was a dentist and a rugby jock. Not a bum.

After two years of filling cavities and sleeping in the parking lot, he had saved enough to go in with a partner on a property two doors from the iconic beach Strand. That place should be worth about $10 mil today. 

The rest is history. He eventually circled back to his hometown of Claremont where he found a sweet original Craftsman house to make his home, with a big front porch to share with his friends. He made his own stained glass, including a beautiful rendering of nearby Mt. Baldy that served as his front door window.

He became his hometown dentist, and his hometown coach. He coached the Claremont Colleges rugby team, which gave him a chance to travel and see other parts of the world.

We reconnected about six years ago for a high school reunion. It was multi-class, held in Claremont and there were only five guys present from our class of '65: Danny Roelle, Pat Kady, Bill O'Hara, Wayne and me. Bill died about a year ago, a joke-filled lovable man who lived to party.

Wayne invited me to stay at his place that night, which I did. We chatted into the wee hours, sipping wine and reminiscing. Earlier that day, we began our reunion together on his front porch. I love front porches and I'm positive Wayne considered his a sanctuary for contemplation and hanging with his daughters and many friends.

Our final moments together in the flesh were spent on that porch last October. He knew he had fourth stage cancer that was eating the bones in his legs. Since then, we talked frequently on the phone. He never complained. He remained upbeat. We discussed politics, having daughters, sports, philosophy, religion, you name it. I cherish those moments with my savvy good buddy, especially seeing him that beautiful autumn day on his front porch.


Most people knew Wayne as Wally, a nickname he picked up after high school. He was Wayne to me and it was hard for me to say, Wally. I asked him about it and he said, "Yeah, some people call me Wayne and others Wally. It depends." 

"When we hung out at your house during high school, your mom called you Guy?” I said.

"My dad's name was Wayne,” he said. “I was the little guy. She called me Guy.”

He solved that mystery, which played in the back of my mind for more than 60 years.

In between Guy and Wayne, there was a period when Wayne was known as Weenie.

This was because he was physically small, a late bloomer, before he developed into a formidable athlete. We're talking olden days of elementary school rivalries: St. Joe’s vs. Our Lady of Assumption (OLA). Pomona versus Claremont. 

Wayne resurrected those days and those kids for me, including Dennis Shaw, Dick Morgan, Ron Snyder, Vince Carpio and of course my closest friend, Paul Greene. Despite our separate ways we all seemed to keep one thing in common. We remained friends with Wayne, or Wally or Weenie, the little guy with the big heart.

Well played, Wayne.