Sunday, May 14, 2023

Mothers on Mother's Day

Dorothy Herron on right with her friend Estyline Hill take on trails of Glacier Park on horseback circa 1933


She walked faster than a cheerful pony. She moved with the determination of sprinter in a 100-meter dash, pumping her arms while leaving my father empty-handed in the dust.

In the kitchen, she threw dough like a hasty pizza chef, although her pies were sweet, not savory. Sugar was her friend, a constant companion in and out of the kitchen. She stashed black licorice in her purse and milk chocolate in her top drawer. 

Her theme cakes were her specialty; large rectangular creations whose frosted toppings told her stories. On my sixth birthday, when I was deeply into the TV cowboys, my mother built a culinary Western scene complete with a fort, cowboys on horses, a village of teepees and Indians riding ponies, all on a bed of brown chocolate frosting.

I can still taste the creamy sugar frosting and the chewy chocolate cake. She always let me lick the bowl.

Baking was only a small part of a deep inventory of talents owned by my mother, Dorothy Katherine Herron Samson.

She was a registered nurse and working mom. She was well-read, often two or three books at a time, in addition to her many magazines from which she culled recipes.

She was a dynamic woman, especially for her day. She enjoyed an active single adult life that she shared with her friends Estyline Hill and Myrt Hunter. She and Myrt attended the 1938 World Fair on Treasure Island in San Francisco Bay in their long tight skirts, trim jackets with padded shoulders and wide brimmed hats. 

She didn't marry until age 33. Together, she and Myrt loved to paint the city red. Myrt had a beautiful little cottage in leafy Piedmont Hills above Oakland.

She met my father, Frank Cameron Samson, for the first time while tending to him a hospital in Conrad, Montana. She was born in Havre, MT, a railroad town on the early Hi-Line. Her parents, George Herron and Katherine Courtney, were married at nearby Fort Assiniboine, where her grandmother, Mary Larkin Herron (an Irish immigrant), started a dairy to supply milk to the U.S. Cavalry. 

My father had been hospitalized after being nearly crushed to death by a runaway bailing combine. Dorothy nursed him back to the living. They reunited several years later in Oakland while my father was in the Navy during WWII. When the war ended they met in Seattle, married and had two children, my sister Mary K. (Samson) Fotheringham and me.

I didn't realize it until lately, with the passing of my matriarchal mother-in-law, Bettelu Beverly, that my mother, who died three days after my 60th birthday in 2007, was also a matriarch for her family.

She was the one who kept her far-ranging family together. This was true for especially the family members who migrated farther West from Montana. Dorothy had seven brothers and two sisters. She was the second youngest, born on January 1, 1912. 

Following her passing, the kin with whom she kept in touch, slowly faded into the new world, a diaspora of Catholic and Protestant folks scrambled across the landscape whose only shared connection  was through my mother. Her family was Catholic. My father's Protestant. She kept track of them all.

My mother took some cousins into our home when they needed a place to stay.

Where did they all go? I know a few from Facebook, but a very small percentage. Many of them I never knew except through stories my mother loved to tell.

This Mother's Day I am thinking of her. I bet there are others in the family who are thinking of her, too.





Thursday, April 13, 2023

The Scent of a Matriarch

Bottom row from left, great-granddaughter Viva, Bettelu, 94. Second row l-r, great-grandson Mystiko, granddaughter Brooke, daughter-in-law Jennifer, granddaughter Isabel Bryna. Top two, Kevin and Barbara. Photo taken during trip to Kauai, September 2019.



She called me Bad Boy 

Although she was the one with the reputation.

Rocker Bob Seger sang about her. So did the 

Beach Boys.

Everyone she ever met sang her praises.

She was my mother-in-law.

Her name was Bettelu. 


She departed this world recently 

six days before completing 

her 98th year on the planet. 

two years before 100.


She was ready. Her chariot had arrived

in the form of her subjects -- those

who adored her.

They gathered round and sang

and cried and laughed 

and partied like it was 2099.

The angels sang. Gabriel blew his horn.

A moment of pure contentment lighted her face.

A shot of joy. Her family was fine. She fulfilled

her work. Her reign was complete.


God love the Queen. May we hold her

lesson of unconditional love in our hearts.



The evening I met her more than 40 years ago

I hoped to make a good impression.

I had designs on marrying her daughter, Barbara.

Bettelu came to town.


To make the most favorable introduction 

I brought my 9-year-old daughter, Molly

my eldest child thus 

proudest accomplishment.

The three of us chatted, Barbara was not there.

I did not realize the depth and magnitude with

whom I was dealing.


Always elegantly clothed, one step ahead of

the fashionistas in colors that made you melt

and baubles so brazen yet subtly formed that

you found it difficult not to study them in wonder.

She was perfume personified: a sweet

scented lotus blossom with the tongue

of a dragon and the heart of a buddha.

Her lips shaded in coral, would

part in pleasant acceptance-

cum-mischievous humor.


It was clear. She was impressed by all that life

had to offer. 

I needn’t have worried.



A talented painter and world traveler with 

impeccable taste and grace. Wife of a political 

wunderkind, a Senator she called Bob and whom

the kids called RG. In addition to 

Barbara (Bubba),

there are three sons,

William (Bill), Robert (Bobby) and Brian (Bird).

The couple were a formidable pair at parties: 

Bettelu and RG.

He called her Red, taken by the auburn highlights

in her hair.


They were gracious, welcoming and generous

to me, a hippie liberal

and my two girls -- Molly and Vanessa --

who became two of her 10 beloved

grandchildren and six great-grandchildren.


The good Senator passed away too early

some years ago.

California's top legislators came to honor him

and wish his widowed spouse well. 

Who knew that Bettelu would continue

to create a legacy of love and toughness and

inspiration that would surpass all

expectations and political ramifications.

She never remarried. Too busy.

Although in her final hours, when asked

by her granddaughter Brooke for requests,

she said: "Rich cowboy."


I visited her over the years. We became friends.

I had business in LA and she offered me

a room. We attended movies together 

in the Nineties.

We sat in a dark theater in rapt attention as  

Al Pacino hooo-hahhhed his way

to his only Oscar for Best Actor

in The Scent of a Woman.

"He's a very good actor," she said.


An excellent chef, she prepared wild, 

inventive dishes so curious and delicious

that I cannot remember the names or ingredients.

"When my parents first married, 

my mother didn't know how to cook,"

said Barbara, emphasizing Bettelu's

culinary advancement.


One evening preparing dinner

I sliced into the flesh of a yellow

habanero pepper, following which

I made my natural trip to the banos.

My testicles caught fire. I screeched

and grimaced. Hopped like a jumping bean.

What to do?

Barbara said, run to the shower. Bad idea.

"I'll call Bettelu," she said.

Following a period of 

uproarious laughter,

she answered, "Apply milk."

Bettelu, of course, had the antidote.


She came to call me Bad Boy, 

an affectionate appellation 

that could have been on the label

of a bottle of wine

from her collection. 

But no. It had to do with the gin Martini

that became a Friday night ritual between us

that we repeated into her 98th year.

"You cheated me," she said on a recent occasion.

Due to her declining health, I had laced the drink

with water.

"You bad boy," she said.


Elizabeth Louise Weisel Beverly

was her full name. She preferred

Bettelu.


























 








Friday, April 7, 2023

The Circle Game

And the seasons, they go round and roundAnd the painted ponies go up and downWe're captive on the carousel of timeWe can't return, we can only lookBehind, from where we cameAnd go round and round and round, in the circle game
                                                        -- Joni Mitchell

My longtime good friend Wayne Cox died yesterday. We knew the end was near but the news is hard to take. We talked less than a week ago by phone. He kept in touch with many people. I'm sure he made them feel as special and important as he did me. That was Wayne. I grieve his loss.

One reason he called is because he wanted me to hear the voice of a mutual friend from the past, Dennis Shaw, whom we played sports with as kids. Wayne's gesture was genuine love. It was a gift to Dennis and me. Wayne loved it. This was how he spent his final days, joining people together. 

His interests were many, from sports to world affairs to ballet. Two of his three daughters are dancers. 

Wayne made a point to be well-informed.

"There's nothing like having a cup of coffee and reading The Economist," he said about the simple pleasures of his final months. Which also included watching sports events on the flat screen and analyzing strategies and coaching decisions.

He was a helluva guy. There's so much to say about him, I could go on and on. I want to reduce it to a couple of stories, then listen to how others remember him.

When Wayne first became a dentist, following his graduation from the Dental School at USC, he wanted to live near the beach. I don't know where he first started practicing dentistry but he took residence in Manhattan Beach, then known for its lively parties and casual lifestyle. He figured this would be a good place to establish permanent residence, at least for the time being.

As with so much of his life, Wayne knew exactly what he wanted. For example, he knew from at least his sophomore year in high school that he was going to be a dentist.

"I want to be a dentist," he said. I wanted to be a dentist, too, but, well, maybe I'll be something else. He knew.

Rent was high in Manhattan Beach and owning a place would take some serious bank. But Wayne had a plan, a well-thought out strategy. Rather than waste his newly earned income from dentistry on rent, he would buy a house in Manhattan Beaches, invest in property.

He would do that by living at the beach and not paying rent, so he could save his earnings to buy a place.

How do you do that? 

Single guy. Bright future. What the heck! Purchase a Volkswagen bus to live in. Park said bus in the Lifeguard parking lot next to the Strand between 26th and 27th streets (currently part of Bruce's Beach). No one's going to notice. I'm sure he worked a deal with the Lifeguard authorities. He was a dentist and a rugby jock. Not a bum.

After two years of filling cavities and sleeping in the parking lot, he had saved enough to go in with a partner on a property two doors from the iconic beach Strand. That place should be worth about $10 mil today. 

The rest is history. He eventually circled back to his hometown of Claremont where he found a sweet original Craftsman house to make his home, with a big front porch to share with his friends. He made his own stained glass, including a beautiful rendering of nearby Mt. Baldy that served as his front door window.

He became his hometown dentist, and his hometown coach. He coached the Claremont Colleges rugby team, which gave him a chance to travel and see other parts of the world.

We reconnected about six years ago for a high school reunion. It was multi-class, held in Claremont and there were only five guys present from our class of '65: Danny Roelle, Pat Kady, Bill O'Hara, Wayne and me. Bill died about a year ago, a joke-filled lovable man who lived to party.

Wayne invited me to stay at his place that night, which I did. We chatted into the wee hours, sipping wine and reminiscing. Earlier that day, we began our reunion together on his front porch. I love front porches and I'm positive Wayne considered his a sanctuary for contemplation and hanging with his daughters and many friends.

Our final moments together in the flesh were spent on that porch last October. He knew he had fourth stage cancer that was eating the bones in his legs. Since then, we talked frequently on the phone. He never complained. He remained upbeat. We discussed politics, having daughters, sports, philosophy, religion, you name it. I cherish those moments with my savvy good buddy, especially seeing him that beautiful autumn day on his front porch.


Most people knew Wayne as Wally, a nickname he picked up after high school. He was Wayne to me and it was hard for me to say, Wally. I asked him about it and he said, "Yeah, some people call me Wayne and others Wally. It depends." 

"When we hung out at your house during high school, your mom called you Guy?” I said.

"My dad's name was Wayne,” he said. “I was the little guy. She called me Guy.”

He solved that mystery, which played in the back of my mind for more than 60 years.

In between Guy and Wayne, there was a period when Wayne was known as Weenie.

This was because he was physically small, a late bloomer, before he developed into a formidable athlete. We're talking olden days of elementary school rivalries: St. Joe’s vs. Our Lady of Assumption (OLA). Pomona versus Claremont. 

Wayne resurrected those days and those kids for me, including Dennis Shaw, Dick Morgan, Ron Snyder, Vince Carpio and of course my closest friend, Paul Greene. Despite our separate ways we all seemed to keep one thing in common. We remained friends with Wayne, or Wally or Weenie, the little guy with the big heart.

Well played, Wayne.















Sunday, March 19, 2023

Just Another Kauai Sunrise

 

PHOTO:KCS

Some people follow sunsets

The end of the day

When our solar nexus

Goes to rest, painting

colors above the horizon

Time to reflect and be

thankful we've completed another day


Enjoy a refreshment


For unexplained reasons

or no reason at all

We are chased by sunrises

First light

Glimmers of new openings

Color shadings that change

by the second

Fluid purples to red yellow

good mornings


They're all delicious

because we're still here

Together, ready for new beginnings

Greeted by songs of island birds

and rooster crows on Kauai


Drink up.




Sunday, January 15, 2023

The Tender Bar


If a picture is worth a thousand words, this one tells a few stories. Behind the bar at the Old Spaghetti Factory Restaurant downtown San Jose, 1974, with Mary the cocktail waitress.
PHOTO: BOB BROWN

I spent more than two years of my life as a professional mixologist.

That's a fancy name for bartender, or as some of my most trusted clients called me: barkeep. I called them regulars.

I mixed tequila sunrises, Singapore slings and margaritas, the popular cocktails of the day, as well as traditionals like daiquiris, old-fashions, sidecars, Tom Collins's, Black Russians, Manhattans, whiskey sours, screwdrivers, Rob Roys, rusty nails, Irish coffees and of course martinis.

"Do you know how to make an extra dry martini?" an elder gentleman outfitted in a blazer and ascot asked me.

"Hold a bottle of dry vermouth above the glass and whisper, "vermouth."

Each libation corresponded to a particular glass. A martini "up" went into a stemmed glass, flared like the opening of a lotus on top to accept and cradle the alcohol. 

Tending bar was much like attending school. Although you didn't know if you were student or teacher. Roles were interchangeable. Although I'm sure I learned more than I taught. 

My first gig "dancing the slats" was in 1973 for the Old Spaghetti Factory in San Jose, a themed establishment replete with antiques, faux Tiffany lamps and an authentic, richly wooded back-bar that had been trucked down from Marysville, California, Gold Rush country. It became a nugget of conversation for antique collectors who dropped in, as well as diminishing members of E Clampus Vitas. 

Clampers, as they're called, are dedicated to the preservation of the old American West, with particular fondness for the California Mother Lode. Clampers are recognized as both an historical drinking society and a drinking historical society. 

Rule number one: A serious barkeep should not drink with customers while on duty.

Theme restaurants were popular in the 70s. As part of an effort to revitalize downtown San Jose (which continues to this day), the novel Old Spaghetti Factory attracted a broad audience of dinner-goers and downtown drinkers. The once-agrarian town and surrounding region was known as Santa Clara Valley, the Garden of Earthly Delights. Silicon Valley existed, not as a name but as an underground of brainiacs developing tiny chips that would eventually alter the world. But we didn't know that.

I did know that the oldest daily newspaper in the state of California, once located around the corner, had picked up stakes and relocated to the outskirts of town between a bucolic abandoned farmhouse and an alfalfa field. The San Jose Mercury and News, morning and evening dailies, ten editions each day, were being produced in a new, modern one-story building with a moat in front, a la Sleeping Beauty’s Castle. With a lighted abstract sculpture in its portico, the newspaper plant shined like a beacon. Perhaps it was a warning.

I knew this because for two-and-a-half years I had been employed in that castle as a promotion writer.

During that time the newspaper's voice reflected the prune-picker heritage of old San Jose, with a front page column by Dick Barrett, who spoke the voices of Ma and Pa and the good ole days. Mainstream newspapers, like the Merc, took politically conservative editorial positions, while the cultural changes of the Sixties and early Seventies remained more of a derisive curiosity.

The spiffy newspaper plant was a harbinger for the invasion of high-tech campuses throughout the region. Today that newspaper building houses Super Micro, a chip manufacturing facility from China. I have no idea where the newspaper relocated. The internet has decimated a 300-year-old industry.

On an otherwise sunny day in September of 1972, I walked away from my job at the Murky News. I had had enough, the final straw being more criticism of the increasing length of my hair. My partner Tom Graham likewise stepped away from his typewriter. Computers weren't introduced at the newspaper until 1976. Together we merrily skipped over the watery moat as we plotted our futures, which would involve Volkswagen buses, restaurant work and much longer hair. 

"If you're going, I'm going," said Tom. 

Jim Schober, personnel manager, tried to talk us out of leaving. "You don't want to do this," he said.

"Yes we do," came our chorus.

We received a write up in the Guildsman, an internal newsletter published by union members who posed an adversarial stance against management. Tom and I were referred to as an example of a continuing "talent drain" at the newspaper. 

I was married with a three-year-old daughter, Molly. My employment had been my first career job out of college. Linda, my wife and high school sweetheart, encouraged me to quit the newspaper, primarily due to my complaining about the politics, while her unhappiness seethed below the surface.

Tom, Linda and I all found ourselves employed at the Spaghetti Factory, he and Linda waiting tables, me behind the bar. During that period, Linda became pregnant with our second child, Vanessa, and quit working.


Bar Talk

In a sense, the newspaper followed us. Those bar regulars were mostly reporters and public relations pros seeking post-deadline refreshment, a place to tell stories, laugh and linger over a glass or bottle while inhaling the aroma of garlic from the kitchen that mingled with the reek of the Lysol-scrubbed floor. It smelled better than ink and the clatter of typewriters after a few.

That hour of conviviality transpired between the time we opened and the time the dinner crowd arrived for spaghetti. You could still hear the sound track piping in soft rock music. The bar served as the welcome waiting room.

The above photo was shot by Bob Brown, a two-fisted PR gadfly who bellied up to the bar with a Nikon in one hand and a vodka-grapefruit in the other. The cocktail would have been called a Salty Dog but Bob didn't want the rim of his glass salted like a margarita.

"No salt," said the salty Brown, his blue eyes searching the room below his carrot-colored brows. He wore a navy sport coat, his necktie removed, his pink lips pursed, about to spread into a chuckle or smirk. 

Most customers left loose change on the bar as a tip. Some would lay down a much appreciated greenback. Cocktail waitresses tipped the bartender a percentage of their tips, based on their own discretion.  Our roles were defined and never questioned: women served the tables and men poured the drinks.

The Electric Light Tower in San Jose, Calif., circa 1905, after which the Tower Saloon on Santa Clara Street was named.   PHOTO: SAN JOSE LIBRARY ARCHIVES

A twenty-something Tom McEnery, tall and clean-cut, with an air of privilege and the blood of an Irishman, dropped in occasionally. Tom had politician written all over him, even puffed a long slender cigar. He would later become mayor of San Jose during its period of rapid growth and booming high technology. 

"I'll have a scotch and water," he said, adjusting himself at the bar, personable and forthcoming. I had him pegged for governor.

His family owned properties downtown, including the renowned Tower Saloon, a well-appointed watering hole named after the famous tower that once hovered over the central intersection in town, at Market and Santa Clara streets. During his mayorship, McEnery properly recused himself on matters related to downtown real estate.

Local politicos met at their own table in the saloon, among them Mayor Norm Mineta, who would later serve as cabinet secretary for Presidents Bill Clinton and George W. Bush. The Norman Y. Mineta International San Jose Airport was named in his honor. Of Japanese ancestry, Mineta was hailed as the first Asian-American to hold those offices.

Adorned in shades of red and gold and drowned in bar chatter and the pounding of leather dice cups on the mahogany bar, the Tower Saloon served as an after-hours haunt for local restaurant staff. The real party started when the doors were locked at 2 am and the jukebox was turned up with thumping soul-funk music. I mixed a few at the Tower. 

Rule number two: Repeat rule number one.


The Jocks

The Tower Saloon had its allure, but tending bar at a popular restaurant was most fun. I enjoyed the busy atmosphere of the Spaghetti Factory and variety of customers, never knowing who might stop by. I met and became friends with Al Feuerbach, an elite track and field athlete who held the world record in the shot put. He, Brian Oldfield and Bruce Jenner worked out together at Bud Winter Field at San Jose State in preparation for the 1976 Olympic Games in Montreal. However, the Olympic Committee had banned Oldfield from the Games because he had competed for money in a brief, ill-fated professional track and fileld circuit.

I wrote a piece about Feuerback, an amiable, long-haired hippie jock. I tried, unsuccessfully, to sell it to Sport magazine. I interviewed Jenner with his first wife Chrystie at their very modest apartment in San Jose for a potential story that never gelled. Neither piece had a news hook. I profiled the colorful and controversial Oldfield in an article that did sell, twice. 

The following summer in Montreal, Feuerbach finished fourth in the shot put. Oldfield, also a shot putter who revolutionized the event by introducing a spinning approach-release, appeared in a televised advertisement for Kodak. Jenner, an extremely good-looking guy, won the grueling two-day decathlon that launched his celebrity. 

At the Spaghetti Factory the crowd moved through, never over-staying their welcome. The job required multi-tasking while dancing in a tight narrow space: Greeting newcomers, fulfilling orders for the wait staff, chatting with people looking to have a good time. I reveled having a stage and audience.

My final gig as a mixologist was at the nearby Laundry Works restaurant, developed by Vic Chung, a restaurateur who had started the popular Iron Works restaurant in Palo Alto, both featured a nouveau California-style cuisine. Vic had frequented the Spaghetti Factory while the Laundry Works was under construction. He asked me to come over. He drove a baby blue Porsche with the vanity plate, Bru Max, which scored a mention in Herb Caen's iconic three-dot column in the S.F. Chronicle.

I worked mostly day shifts at the Laundry Works -- a lunch crowd of mostly lawyers (bad tippers) from the nearby county courts  -- while focusing on moving away from the bar bizz. The party atmosphere had run its course. I had a family to support -- a wife and two young girls -- from whom I had been briefly separated due to circumstances of my employment and other unexpected family matters. Having married at ages 21 and 20 did not work in our favor.

Desperately seeking alternative employment, at the last minute, I turned down a public relations position with FMC (Food Machinery Corp.), a major employer in San Jose that manufactured a variety of machines, including the Bradley, a modern tank-like weapon of war. I couldn't do it.

At age 28, I felt lost and trapped.

Rule number three: Expect the unexpected.


To be continued.


























Saturday, January 7, 2023

Atmospheric Shiver

A couple of days ago when I heard that Soquel Creek had breached at the Soquel Grange, I experienced deja vu. In 1982 this was the scene on Monday, Jan. 4 following more than 36 hours of continuous rain in Santa Cruz County. Our Santa Cruz Publishing offices were located across Porter Street from the grange. We had to evacuate. PHOTO:KCS


"They say it's a hundred-year storm, but I say bullshit. It's what happens when you live in a floodplain." -- merchant, Soquel village, 1/8/82

                                             

"A state of emergency in Santa Cruz County was declared by Gov. Edmund Brown, Jr. and President Ronald Reagan, following the worst flooding ever in parts of the county." Santa Cruz News, 1/8/82


They called it the Pineapple Express then. Today they call it an Atmospheric River.


Front page of The News, Jan. 8, 1982

We published that week's News on the fly. Our offices were thrashed. Water had risen to four-feet on the inside walls. We did not have computer technology. Composing a newspaper for printing required several hand-operated steps including typesetting and paste-up. -- between the time the story left the typewriter until it reached the printing press. Somehow we did it. Publisher/owner Lee May found a way and we all pitched in using facilities of the Aptos Post.

The destruction throughout Santa Cruz County was similar to what happened this week, worse in the mountains: Downed trees, tons of driftwood floating into Monterey Bay and washing up on local beaches and roads. We lost power for longer periods. Ten people were were buried alive under a mudslide at Love Creek. For many old-timers, it brought back memories of the flood of '55 which submerged downtown and wiped out China Town next to the San Lorenzo River.

The loss of life from the Atmospheric River is one. A 72-year-old man was crushed by a falling tree. We have not seen the likes of the current storm in 41 years. Drought throughout California has not only kept us too dry, but dulled our memories to how powerful and destructive Pacific Ocean storms can be along our Monterey Bay coastline. Rain storms were once common winter occurrences.

Fallen tree in Lighthouse Field State Park marks spot where man died. PHOTOS:KCS 2023 

Car driver stops suddenly to avoid crashing surf.

Onlookers watch waves pelt the cliffs and West Cliff Drive.

Pedestrian-Bike path on West Cliff Drive destroyed by heavy storm surf.


Nothing but white water at Mitchell's Cove.



Another storm is due tonight with a week of rain. Here's hoping we stay safe and dry, and that our reservoir at Loch Lomond reaches capacity. Latest report is at 90-percent.


    









Thursday, December 1, 2022

What’s in a Blog?

Rooster made from flotsam found on Lumahai Beach, island of Kauai, where the movie South Pacific was filmed.  PHOTO KCS
                                                                                                            


THIS BLOG turns 6-years-old on December 14.

I had finished two previous blogs about my road trips to New Mexico and Montana. Both blogs are accessible through my profile info *, entitled Thunderbird at High Noon and Montana Moonrise. In order to blog, you must register a name for your blog. It's shocking how many names are already taken which leads to some wild brainstorming.

Thunderbird at High Noon? It didn't make sense to me either until I met the Thunderbird in Shiprock, AZ.

As far as blogging in general, I had no idea what I was doing. Still don't. I simply see a blank space and figure I can fill it with whatever I want: words, photos and videos, play a little with the type font and not have an editor looking over my shoulder, fiddling with my words. This is a luxury. It's also a risk. A blogger is like a trapeze artist without a net. Ouch! Those misspellings, grammatical errors and factual missteps can hurt. You're a committee of one.

If you do go back to my earlier blogs you will see weird spaces in some places where cool photos once were. I thought I had been hacked but I think I lost the photos due to my misunderstanding of how blog photos are stored. I hope to retrieve those photos if I can figure out that trick.

While employed, I looked forward to the day when I would be able to surf during hours of the day when most folks were busy at work or school, when fewer people would be in the water. It sounded like heaven, not having to deal with crowded lineups. 

I decided to name my new blog Talking Surf Stories and write about surfing from the perspective of the soul surfer, basically the everyperson surfer who enters water for fun, as opposed to the pros who are out to compete and local-break enforcers who enter with entitlement, not a smile.

My subject would include talking about the moods of the tides, swells and storms that we rely on for waves, a love for the ocean, the joy, regeneration and comaraderie that we draw from it.

That was the central topic of this blog for the first two years, before I started to write about more personal stuff, like friends and music and other non-surfing subjects. Then COVID hit, sheltering and work furloughs began and throngs of wannabe surfers flocked to the water where they could play outdoors. Surf breaks became more loaded than ever, including during those heretofore empty pockets of time only a few could fill.

Barbara and I were essentially trapped in Paradise on the island of Kauai. A tough sentence but somebody had to be there. Our flights home were canceled. I blogged everyday about our situation, not about surfing. Life since then has not been the same. My focus changed and so did my blog, but not the title.

So I've made a slight alteration to the name of my blog. It's now Talking Real Stories, with the subtitle About Nothing and Everything. One of my readers told me that my writing reminded her of Seinfeld, the TV show about nothing. I took that as a compliment. What could be more interesting than a story about George Costanza's wallet, Kramer's latest fettish, or Elaine's awkward dancing. Are you celebrating Festivus this year?

Certainly I'm not Jerry Seinfeld, or Larry David, thank God. But, to paraphrase Gertrude Stein, there must be something there there.

My mailing list is very small in blogger terms, about 75 people. I’ll never strike it rich. I send it out by email. If you have a new email address, please let me know. If you know someone who might enjoy reading about nothing, send me their email address. I try to keep the pieces short with a marvelous ending so that you'll finish. 

There's a guy they call the mayor who posts himself above Steamer Lane surf break in Santa Cruz. He prides himself as the prince of useless information. Even though he offers nothing, surfers and others gather round him like seagulls around trash. My point.

Google's algorithms allow me to see how many views each of my posts receives. The average is around 125 views, which means that I'm getting about a 67% boost of views from the number I'm sending out. It does not tell me who is viewing my blog, so rest assured you're not being surveilled. It's just a number. 

My post Forty Years in Santa Cruz, Sept. 13, 2018, has received 808 views to date, by far the top of the heap.

Twenty-twenty-two has been somewhat of a challenge, what with my spider bite -- Kiss of the Tropical Spider July 15, 2022 -- and recently getting COVID. Yes, it finally caught up with me. Thanks to being fully vaxed,  my symptoms were brief. I feel great today and look forward to a new year, maybe some fresh creative ideas for my blog in 2023, the Year of the Rabbit according to the Chinese Zodiac.

Talking recently to my grandson Samson who celebrated his 14th birthday on Thanksgiving, I asked if he was looking forward to the new year. He said, "Yes, because I keep getting better looking." His Grandma Coco told him that. I had to tell him about 1969 Super Bowl Champion Quarterback Joe Namath's famous statement:

"I can't wait till tomorrow because I get better looking everyday.' Samson liked that.

Here's hoping the new year is a good one for you and yours. And remember, you'll look better if you wear a smile on your face.

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